The Magic Number

3 names I go by:
Mike, Mikey, Barney

3 screen names I've had:
Parabolicant, Fontenroy, Fat Mike

3 physical things I like about myself:
Eyes, Elbows, Smile

3 parts of my heritage:
French, Canadian, ?

3 things I am wearing right now:
Glasses, Shorts, Puzzled look to determine if my beard counts

3 favorite bands/musical artists:
Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, The Chemical Brothers

3 favorite songs:
Something I Can Never Have, Franco Un-American, Alive & Alone

3 things I want in a relationship:
Humor, Understanding, Excitement

3 physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to me:
Neck, Butt, Eyes

3 favorite hobbies:
Listening to music, Reading, Photography

3 Things I want to do badly right now:
Sleep, Relax, Cheer up

3 things that scare me:
Cockroaches, Clowns, Dying alone

3 of my everyday essentials:
Music, Tenderness, Laughter

3 Careers you have considered or are considering:
Teaching, Nursing, Music Store Owner

3 places you want to go on vacation:
Russia, Egypt, South Africa

3 kids' names you like:
Caleb, Lucitana, Samantha

3 things you want to do before you die:
See Audioslave in concert, Affect someone's life in a major and positive way, See the sunrise over a snow capped mountain

3 ways I am stereotypically a boy:
Sometimes I just don't get women, I still crane my neck to look at a beautiful girl, I think girls can never tell I'm taking a quick peek

3 ways I am stereotypically a girl:
I'm emotional, I don't like baseball, I think I'm too fat

3 celeb crushes:
Uma Thurman, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel