This is a quick note to share two recent eye-opening experiences that I have had in the past two days.
1. I work on Tuesday and Thursday at 1:00. So if I need to photocopy on those days I go into the office at 12:45 and like any good teacher, I prepare ahead of time. Yesterday I was told not to do that anymore because the noise of the photocopier interrupts nap time.
I'll say it again: Yesterday I was told not to do that anymore because the noise of the photocopier interrupts nap time. NAP TIME!!
I will remind you now where the photocopier is. In the teachers office. It is not the students' whose naps I am interrupting. Nope. It's the 28 - 50 year old teachers'.
Seriously? Nap time? I mean c'mon! You aren't in pre-school anymore.
The second is more shocking.
I was watching a South Park episode the other day, and what I thought was a running gag turned out to be real.
See, in this episode Cartman decides to hang out with more mature people, and he ends up meeting some men from a group called NAMBLA. I thought it was just a joke, and decided to see what I could find about NAMBLA on the internet.
So, I went to yahoo.ca and typed in NAMBLA. I found their official site, a site called ACLU Represents NAMBLA's Freedom of Speech, and Queer Resources Directory: NAMBLA. Turns out that the North American Man Boy Love Association is real.
MAN/BOY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
What the hell is going on when a group of psycho sick-o fucks have an officially recognized organization? I cannot believe this. Who are these people? And the funniest part is you can get memberships for under 50 bucks a year.
My next question is who the hell would buy a membership? I mean sure there are freaks out there who want to make love to pre-adolescent boys, but why be a member of a group? And once you got your membership card (and I am sure that you also get a free t-shirt) would you show it to your friends and family?
"Hey Bob, how was your weekend?"
"Not bad Bill, hey you'll never guess what I got in the mail this morning."
"What? Your sports illustrated football phone from 1984?"
"No. My NAMBLA membership."
"Seriously? Can I see it? Wow! This is so cool. Maybe I'll get myself one."
"Really?"
"No, you sick fuck! Get away from me and never talk to me again!"
What is going on in the world?
1. I work on Tuesday and Thursday at 1:00. So if I need to photocopy on those days I go into the office at 12:45 and like any good teacher, I prepare ahead of time. Yesterday I was told not to do that anymore because the noise of the photocopier interrupts nap time.
I'll say it again: Yesterday I was told not to do that anymore because the noise of the photocopier interrupts nap time. NAP TIME!!
I will remind you now where the photocopier is. In the teachers office. It is not the students' whose naps I am interrupting. Nope. It's the 28 - 50 year old teachers'.
Seriously? Nap time? I mean c'mon! You aren't in pre-school anymore.
The second is more shocking.
I was watching a South Park episode the other day, and what I thought was a running gag turned out to be real.
See, in this episode Cartman decides to hang out with more mature people, and he ends up meeting some men from a group called NAMBLA. I thought it was just a joke, and decided to see what I could find about NAMBLA on the internet.
So, I went to yahoo.ca and typed in NAMBLA. I found their official site, a site called ACLU Represents NAMBLA's Freedom of Speech, and Queer Resources Directory: NAMBLA. Turns out that the North American Man Boy Love Association is real.
MAN/BOY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
What the hell is going on when a group of psycho sick-o fucks have an officially recognized organization? I cannot believe this. Who are these people? And the funniest part is you can get memberships for under 50 bucks a year.
My next question is who the hell would buy a membership? I mean sure there are freaks out there who want to make love to pre-adolescent boys, but why be a member of a group? And once you got your membership card (and I am sure that you also get a free t-shirt) would you show it to your friends and family?
"Hey Bob, how was your weekend?"
"Not bad Bill, hey you'll never guess what I got in the mail this morning."
"What? Your sports illustrated football phone from 1984?"
"No. My NAMBLA membership."
"Seriously? Can I see it? Wow! This is so cool. Maybe I'll get myself one."
"Really?"
"No, you sick fuck! Get away from me and never talk to me again!"
What is going on in the world?
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